7
Abril
2009
Acelgafrita vs Barrister
Esta página es un resumen de la conversación mantenida entre Acelgafrita y Mr. Barrister Wallace, ambos personajes ficticios. El artículo que explica el origen de ambos es Pescando Negros.
Mrs. Wilson > Acelgafrita
God Bless,
My name is Mrs. Jennifer Wilson I am a dying woman who have decided to donate what I have to you/ church. I am 59 years old and I was diagnosed for cancer for about 2 years ago, immediately after the death of my husband, who has left me everything he worked for. I have been touched by God to donate from what I have inherited from my late husband to you for the good work of God,rather than allow my relatives to use my husband hard earned funds ungodly. Please pray,that the good Lord forgive me my sins. I have asked God to forgive me and believe he has because He is a merciful God. I will be going in for an operation in less than one hour. I decided to WILL/donate the sum of ($15.5 million dollars) to you for the good work of the lord, and also to help the motherless and less privilege and also for the assistance of the widows.At the moment I cannot take any telephone calls right now due to the fact that my relatives are around me and my health status.
I have adjusted my WILL and my lawyer is aware I have changed my will you and him will arrange the transfer of the funds from my account to you. I wish you all the best and may the good Lord bless you abundantly, and please use the funds well and always extend the good work to others.
Contact my lawyer with this specified email: (barristerpeterj_chambers@yahoo.co.uk) and tell him that I have WILLED ($15.5 million dollars) to you by quoting my personal reference number Law/chamber/solicitors/je/ws/WILL/4734520112 and I have also notified him that I am WILLING that amount to you for a specific and good work. I know I dont know you but I have been directed to do this. Thanks and God bless.
NB: I will appreciate your utmost confidentiality in this matter until the task is accomplished as I don’t want anything that will Jeopardize my last wish. And Also I will be contacting with you by email as I don’t want my relation or anybody to know because they are always around me.
Regards,
Jennifer Wilson
Mr. Frita > Mrs. Wilson
Dear Mrs. Jennifer Wilson,
Thank you so much for your money, I’m so happy now, I trust in God again, I had lost the right way and the faith, but thanks to you and Jesuschrist I’m again a servant of the Lord, and not an average servant, but a rich one!
I’m so glad after reading your letter that I’ve invited all my colleagues here at work to a big lunch with seafood, big crabs and lots of red wine. I know that if God has choosen me to have your money he’ll forgive me this little sins. Also nice girls came to the party, they were extremely open to me, it is the first time a nice and nude woman looks at me with sexy eyes.
Now please give me the instructions so you can transfer me the money asap, because the party was quite expensive and I am also buying a new car and a travel to Jamaica. My debts are growing fast, but I’m happy and awaiting your transfer.
A huge kiss!
Acelga
Mr. Frita > Mr. Barrister
Dear Mr. Lawyer,
I have just received the email from your dying client (Jennifer Wilson) who is willing me 15′5M$, she said I only had to quote her personal reference number, which is Law/chamber/solicitors/je/ws/WILL/4734520112 and you would send me the money.
I would like the money tranfered directly to my bank account, or you could come to my house to deliver them in hand and we could have a coke (diet coke if your prefer) and some of those happy salty fish.
Please do it as soon as possible as I am working with to people I can’t stand and i want to leave this place and buy a palace.
I’m looking forward to hearing from you,
Mr. Acelga Frita
Mr. Barrister > Mr. Frita
From James Peter Wallace Chambers
Attention:
Your email has been received and the contents understood,
Mrs. Jennifer Wilson did infect engage my firm’s services in securing requisite documents on your behalf to enable you withdraw her funds presently lodged in
a financial/security company abroad which she has willed to you in anticipation that you will use the funds judiciously for the good of others.
Note that the details you received from her (Law/chamber/solicitors/je/ws/WILL/4734520112) were a probing move to establish contact, because I am sure you know as well as I do that most people would snatch at the offer considering the large amount involved and more also since the disbursement of this fund would be Entirely in the hands of the claimant, for this reason she felt that after our initial communication i should be able to determine if we can precede based on
Certain indices as well as intuitive feeling I would deduce.
I shall undertake to collate relevant details with regards to the funds withdrawal process. (This will include the original deposit certificate issued by the
Finance house when her funds were deposited, {you will need to present this at the financial institute where the funds are presently lodged, I will find it no
Imposition to assist you when that time comes) Power of attorney and her will with the relevant changes in place)
The relevant documents which include the power of attorney must be completed with pertinent information from you, these will include the following:
Full names……….
Address………
Country of origin………
Sex………..
Date of birth………
Direct telephone & fax numbers…………..
Occupation………
Scan copy of your Driver’s license or international passport…………………
Once you send the above details I shall draft the power of attorney and send you a copy for your use alongside the finance/security firm’s contact
Details, so you can make the funds withdrawal.
It is very important you keep this confidential as Mrs. Wilson has requested your utmost confidentiality in this matter due to reactions which could arise
From her relatives who has plundered her wealth to their selfish interest.
N.B
Please be informed that all legal fees have been offset by Mrs. Wilson therefore you need not pay for my services.
Please respond promptly to enable me carry out my legal obligations to you and Mrs. Jennifer Wilson.
Regards,
Barrister James Peter Wallace
Attorney at Law
+44 704-573-0435
+44- 702-405-2037
Mr. Frita > Mr. Barrister
Dear Mr. Barrister,
Thank you for your prompt reply. I send you all the information you requested:
Full names: Acelga Frita
Address: Av. Diagonal XXX. Barcelona 08028 6th floor, att.:
Country of origin: München (Germany)
Sex: male
Date of birth: 12-8-1964
Direct telephone & fax numbers: +34 93 440 94 XX
Occupation: repair of electric devices
I attach my passport to this mail. It was not easy, because the machine which makes the copies is quite complicated to handle.
Please answer soon, I’m so happy now!
Acelga
Mr. Barrister > Mr. Frita
Attention Acelga Frita,
How are you and nice to see your urgent mail to me, I want you to contact the security company where the boxes is deposited and ask for the withdrawal of the boxes in their possession with the details below.
FIDELITY FINANCE AND SECURITIES
BV 10A Beeklan 2562 AJ, Spain
Email: transact_securhouse_1@yahoo.com
Contact Person: Mr. Frank Wise (Managing Director)
I believe an email will be much effective in contacting the security
Firm, once you make contact, inform them of your intention to effect
An immediate withdrawal of trunk boxes within their facility, you may
also let them know you posses a power of attorney to do this as well
as all other requisite documents.
They will further instruct you on the withdrawal process. Do keep me
updated.
Regards,
Barrister Wallace
Attorney at Law
+44 704-573-0435
+44- 702-405-2037
Mr. Frita > Mr. Wise
Dear Mr. Wise,
I’ve the intention to effect an immediate withdrawal of trunk boxes at your facility. I posses a power of attorney to do this, as well as all other necessary documents. Please instruct me asap to realize this process.
God bless you,
Acelga Frita
Mr. Wise > Mr. Frita
DEAR MR. ACELGA FRITA,
HOW ARE YOU TODAY.
WE ARE IN RECEIPT OF YOUR DULY FILLED OUT SHIPMENT TRANSFER FORM.FIND ATTACHED THE FINAL SHIPMENT PROCEDURES.
PLEASE NOTE WE SHALL UNDERTAKE THIS SHIPMENT IN STRICT COMPLIANCE WITH THE LEGAL AND DIPLOMATIC SHIPPING REGULATIONS GUIDING THE COUNTRY OF ORIGIN WHICH IS THE SPANISH AND ALSO THE COUNTRY OF RECEIPT/DELIVERY WHICH IS THE MUNCHEN GERMANY . WE SHALL PUT EVERY DOCUMENTATIONS IN PLACE AND DULY PROCESS ALL CUSTOMS FORMALITIES/TAXES VIA THE MUNCHEN GERMANY CUSTOMS AND ALL LEGAL DOCUMENTS REGARDING THIS SHIPPING PROCESS WILL BE HANDED OVER TO YOUR PERSON BY OUR COMPANY REPRESENTATIVE UPON DELIVERY OF THE TWO TRUNK BOXES OF TOTAL WEIGHT 110KG AT YOUR DIRECT DOORSTEP.
THE TOTAL COST FOR SHIPPING AND DIRECT DELIVERY OF THE TWO TRUNK BOXES OF TOTAL WEIGHT 110KG INCLUSIVE CUSTOM TAXES AND ALL RELEVANT TAXATION FROM BOTH COUNTRIES IS 2850 EUROS (TWO THOUSAND EIGHT HUNDRED AND FIFTY EUROS ONLY).
ENDEAVOR TO EFFECT PAYMENT VIA WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER IN THE NAME OF OUR COMPANY ACCOUNTANT GIVEN BELOW:
NAME: MR. JUDD EDWARD, SPAIN
ENDEAVOR TO FORWARD THE PAYMENT RECEIPT TO MY ATTENTION SO WE CAN PROCESS EXPEDIENTLY THE SHIPMENT AND DULY EFFECT DELIVERY IN 2-3 BUSINESS DAYS.ALONG SIDE WITH THESE DOCUMENTS:
(1) POWER OF ATTORNEY
(2) ORIGINAL DEPOSIT CERTIFICATE
THANKS FOR YOUR CONTINUED CO-OPERATION.
NOTE ALL DOCUMENTS SHOULD BE SENT DIRECTLY FROM MRS JENNIFER WILSON LAWYER
SINCERELY YOURS,
FRANK WISE.
Mr. Frita > Mr. Barrister
Dear Mr. Barrister,
First of all, please tell me how’s going to Mrs. Wallace, I’m worried about her because as I said to you I didn’t pray yesterday for her because I forgot it.
I’m trying to collect the money, but it’s not easy. In the meanwhile, I’ve thought that you could get an express loan, there are companies who do this. I cannot do it, because I’m paying 3 different loans and I just called them end they don’t want to give me more, they are really stupid. Here is the address of one good online express loan bank: http://www.cofidis.com/CofidisCom/JSP/FrontOffice/00-Home/10-10_Home.jsp
Please let me know if you got the money!
I also got to my banking office so they give me a loan. I’ve shown them our mails as a guarantee that I’ll be rich and will give them the loan back, but they don’t understand english. Now I’ll go to my church to talk with the Lord, and pray for a satisfactory transaction.
Best regards,
Acelga
PD: Remember to tell me something about Mrs. Wallace, I’m deeply worried about her.
Mr. Barrister > Mr. Frita
Attention Mr. Frita,
Listen to me sir, I have tried all you are asking me to do but no way out and I want you to go to your friends and ask them to help you out ,as they understand in few days from now you are going to be very rich ,I believe they will help you out and once you have the money ,I want you to send it to them immediately and get back to me at once with the payment slip.
I am sorry she could not make it I was in the hospital this morning before coming to the office and attend to you; the doctor told me she might not make it alive.
I have been trying to call you please I want you to pick up your telephone I will still call you now, and get back to me now.
Mr. Frita > Mr. Barrister
Dear Mr. Barrister,
Thank you for your prompt reply. Your attitude and writing is unmistakably that of a gentleman. I’m not at the office now, so I cannot pick up the phone. I’m at a friends house, you can reach me here now: +34 93 401 65 XX.
I’m really sorry for Mrs Wallace, please tell her, if she is still alive, that she is a very good woman.
Regards!
Acelga
Mr. Barrister > Mr. Frita
Attention Frita,
How are you doing today, have you sent the delivery fees over to the security company?
I want you to get back to me with the details you use in sending payment to them, to enable me have it as proved of your payment to them and records
I await your urgent reply.
Regards,
Barrister Wallace




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